MEET HARRY, ‘Spicy Hal’ to his mates – this spicy sizzler will tell you that some like it hot – well he certainly does, ‘REAL’ hot. In fact, if it doesn’t make him breathe fire or set his hair on end he won’t entertain it. So it's Jalapeno all the way for this guy – guaranteed to raise the temperature and those caterpillar eyebrows too.
MEET BRIAN, ‘Bully’ to his friends is a ‘REAL’ tasty character. A rugged charmer; bonkers about his burly bovine beauties, he can often be found ploughing fields in the wee small hours. This tractor-happy chappie should wait for the sun to come up though – he’s ploughed the wrong field again… shredded cabbage for tea then!
MEET MISS GRAYSON or 'Salt 'n' Pepper', as the school kids like to call her (just never to her face). She's in a 'REAL' class of her own. A Duchess amongst dinner ladies, who doesn't stand for any monkey business as she keeps a watchful eye on the goings on in the playground. This one's crackers mind you, she'd shout at a circle for not getting into line.
MEET SALLY VICKERS, there’s only one thing ‘REAL’ girl, ‘lip-smacking Sal’ likes more than talking and that’s the tasty tang and tongue twisting flavour of our Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar. Did you know she once talked the leg off a donkey on Clacton-on-Sea beach, telling it all about how she loves munching REAL Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar? Oh how the tasty tang had her tongue twisting like a head-spinning helter-skelter.
MEET JAKE A ‘REAL’ life Salty Sea Dog. Born aboard his father’s ship amid thick fog at high tide, he’s never even touched dry land. He knows his granny from his sheepshank. This teller of tall tales is 108 years old but the salty sea air and mermaid kisses grant him his youthful appearance
MEET OLLIE ‘Cruncher’ to the lads. Captain of his beloved rugby team, this back row forward packs a ‘REAL’ punch. A strong hunk with many layers; off-pitch this macho guy is a REAL ‘wild thing’ – loves nothing more than living it rough, survival style, in the woods. Gets the whiff of an adventure and he’s off…
MEET FELICITY, ‘Fiery Flic’ to those who know her best – This pint sized cutie pie’s a ‘REAL’ bag of tricks – sweet and spicy all at once! She may look pretty in pink but don’t let that deceive you – she can pack a right punch, knocking those taste buds sideways. Watch out for the split personality, it’s not a friendly hug you are about to receive….it’s a left hook to your smackers mate.
Here’s some food for thought; did you ever consider there’s more to beefy than its brawn? An adonis amongst crisps for sure - but scratch the surface of this muscular character and you’ll find it’s meaty through and through
When life hands out lemons, cheese demands onions While some find its presence to be pungent, cheese and onion is a soul with many layers and a soft, melty side reserved for close friends only. Love it or hate it – you can’t disagree with its strength of character
Seabrook Crisps Crinkle Cut Mixed Case (8 each of Sea salt - Cheese & Onion - Salt & Vinegar - Beefy) (32 x 31.8g) You can't beat the crunch, crunch melt moment When it's crunch o'clock dive straight in
More divisive than socks with sandals, prawn cocktail is an attitude more than it is a crisp. A true individual with style and flare, it has defied the trends to remain a staple classic for those in the know
With more punchlines than your cheeks can handle and language that’s saltier than a sailor’s, sea salt and vinegar’s cutting sense of humour tickles all the right spots. It’s rightfully earned its title as the king of zing
Oh unassuming sea salt – you’re a stalwart classic and so misunderstood. People often mistake no-frills for no-fun but anybody worth their...Well... Appreciates the value in less is more. Vinegar comes and goes, but sea salt is forever
Savour the nostalgic flavours of Smith's classic pub snacks Delicious and mouth-wateringly savoury bacon flavour fries with a satisfying crunch Stock up on Smiths' for easy daytime snacking on-the-go or for packing into lunchboxes Smith's Bacon Fries are suitable for vegetarians
Savour the nostalgic flavours of Smith's classic pub snacks Delicious and mouth-wateringly savoury scampi and lemon flavour snacks with a satisfying crunch Take a trip down memory lane with classic Smiths Crisps, Scampi Fries
Our salted pistachios are an indulgent treat, perfect for cracking and nibbling on at any special occasion. The salted pistachios are fun, moreish but also healthy. They're a great source of protein and high in fibre. Perfect as a mid-afternoon treat.
Our roasted and salted cashews are carefully selected, lightly roasted to intensify their natural nutty sweetness. We then salt to perfection, to enhance the flavour further. We know we have created the perfect salted cashew nuts. Don't believe us? Try for yourself. These are perfect to enjoy while sipping on a long slow drink!
Our Spicy Bar Mix is a blend of chilli rice crackers, crispy chilli coated peanuts, chilli flavoured peanuts, roasted and salted cashews and bbq roasted corn sticks This mix is perfect if you like your snacks hot! They are crunchy, spicy and addictive an absolute must-have for any chilli lover We think they pair perfectly with any craft ale, lager, beer and cider