Real Crisps

Meet Horatio Mansfield II. ‘Hooray’ to his pals, this well-seasoned veteran’s a ‘Real’ national hero. He’s a regular hound when it comes to the fillies, hamming it up rightly with a dash of sauce. This classic old boy’s still got it and doesn’t he know it! Still awaiting his Knighthood though. Lost in Her Majesty’s post no doubt. Hand Cooked with a bit more character! It’s REAL simple, they taste REAL good!

MEET HARRY, ‘Spicy Hal’ to his mates – this spicy sizzler will tell you that some like it hot – well he certainly does, ‘REAL’ hot. In fact, if it doesn’t make him breathe fire or set his hair on end he won’t entertain it. So it's Jalapeno all the way for this guy – guaranteed to raise the temperature and those caterpillar eyebrows too.

MEET BRIAN, ‘Bully’ to his friends is a ‘REAL’ tasty character. A rugged charmer; bonkers about his burly bovine beauties, he can often be found ploughing fields in the wee small hours. This tractor-happy chappie should wait for the sun to come up though – he’s ploughed the wrong field again… shredded cabbage for tea then!

MEET MISS GRAYSON or 'Salt 'n' Pepper', as the school kids like to call her (just never to her face). She's in a 'REAL' class of her own. A Duchess amongst dinner ladies, who doesn't stand for any monkey business as she keeps a watchful eye on the goings on in the playground. This one's crackers mind you, she'd shout at a circle for not getting into line.

MEET SALLY VICKERS, there’s only one thing ‘REAL’ girl, ‘lip-smacking Sal’ likes more than talking and that’s the tasty tang and tongue twisting flavour of our Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar. Did you know she once talked the leg off a donkey on Clacton-on-Sea beach, telling it all about how she loves munching REAL Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar? Oh how the tasty tang had her tongue twisting like a head-spinning helter-skelter.

MEET JAKE A ‘REAL’ life Salty Sea Dog. Born aboard his father’s ship amid thick fog at high tide, he’s never even touched dry land. He knows his granny from his sheepshank. This teller of tall tales is 108 years old but the salty sea air and mermaid kisses grant him his youthful appearance