Real Crisps Jalapeno 24 x 35g

MEET OLLIE ‘Cruncher’ to the lads. Captain of his beloved rugby team, this back row forward packs a ‘REAL’ punch. A strong hunk with many layers; off-pitch this macho guy is a REAL ‘wild thing’ – loves nothing more than living it rough, survival style, in the woods. Gets the whiff of an adventure and he’s off…

MEET SALLY VICKERS, there’s only one thing ‘REAL’ girl, ‘lip-smacking Sal’ likes more than talking and that’s the tasty tang and tongue twisting flavour of our Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar. Did you know she once talked the leg off a donkey on Clacton-on-Sea beach, telling it all about how she loves munching REAL Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar? Oh how the tasty tang had her tongue twisting like a head-spinning helter-skelter.

MEET JAKE A ‘REAL’ life Salty Sea Dog. Born aboard his father’s ship amid thick fog at high tide, he’s never even touched dry land. He knows his granny from his sheepshank. This teller of tall tales is 108 years old but the salty sea air and mermaid kisses grant him his youthful appearance

MEET BRIAN, ‘Bully’ to his friends is a ‘REAL’ tasty character. A rugged charmer; bonkers about his burly bovine beauties, he can often be found ploughing fields in the wee small hours. This tractor-happy chappie should wait for the sun to come up though – he’s ploughed the wrong field again… shredded cabbage for tea then!